The Best Stoner Christmas Gifts For Your Significant Other
It’s that time of year again- twinkling lights, mistletoe, and making fresh-baked cookies for Santa. Sadly, this is also that time of year when you completely forget your one true responsibility- to buy Christmas gifts for your loved ones.
Even worse, you’ve waited until the last minute to come up with a special gift for your significant other. They keep mentioning that they don’t want anything this year, except your love, but you know they’re full of shit.
Gifts For Stoner Girlfriend
So, if you’re still scrambling for a Christmas gift this year for your significant other, you should check out these thoughtful and affordable 420-friendly presents below:
1. Edibles Cookbook Gift
If your significant other is a master baker, or just enjoys making things to get baked with, they will love a 420-friendly cookbook.
Specifically, Edibles: Small Bites for the Modern Kitchen is an excellent selection for those who want to create decadent, mouth-watering, and potent recipes. Whether your significant other is a beginner or an expert at making edibles, they will love these unique cannabis recipes from your Christmas gift.
This delightful cookbook is available at Barnes & Noble for $19.95, or for $10.99 as a NOOK Book. Additionally, they’re offering a 15% off deal with online orders if you pick up the book in their stores.
2. Secret Stash Container Gift
If your significant other is a discreet stoner, then they will love a Christmas gift that can help them hide their stash.
Originally marketed for travel or everyday secret storage, this Stash-It Stainless Steel Tumbler can hide all of your valuables- including your cannabis. The top and bottom unscrew to reveal a sneaky hiding spot, and you can fit multiple cannabis items inside. This is perfect for hiding your bowls, papers, lighters and a big ole baggie.
This item is available on Amazon for $23.95, and if you order it soon, you’ll have it wrapped and under the tree for your significant other just in time for the big day.
3. Quartz Banger Attachment
So, your significant other has a sea of bongs, but they don’t own a single dab rig. Well, if they smoke dabs, but you’re not trying to clutter up the house, you should consider purchasing a quartz banger attachment as a Christmas gift.
Quartz banger attachments are extremely versatile and they can transform almost any bong into a kick-ass dab rig. Additionally, they’re smooth, easy to clean, and typically last longer than nails.
This Double Chamber Quartz Thermal Banger is an incredible piece that will surely improve your significant other’s smoking experience. It’s available at Helping Pot for $29.99, and you’ll be able to put it under the tree in time for the Christmas celebrations.
4. Four Twenty Candle
Do you ever catch your significant other inhaling a baggie as if the smell alone will get them stoned? Do they ever talk about how much they enjoy the smell of cannabis, but not necessarily the smell of burning cannabis? Well, then we’ve got the perfect gift for you.
This Four Twenty Candle by Homesick is the perfect blend of cannabis, patchouli, cedarwood, sandalwood, bergamot and musk scents. Your significant other will love that it smells like a cannabis flower and can take away some of that after-burn sesh smell.
This item sells for $34.00 online, and you can even include a customizable message on the backside for an extra $15.00. What a perfect way to add something special and romantic to your 420-friendly gift!
5. Smoke & Sketch
This is a perfect gift for your artistic stoner girlfriend who spends her day drawing trippy doodles. And maybe all through the next morning, too, depending on the grade of their stash. This book has a collection of arty activities that will blow her mind which is so stonerifically cool. You can get it from dodoburd.com for $10.16
6. Marijuana Makeup Bag
Another perfect gift for Christmas would be this cute handy marijuana makeup bag that is available on Amazon. It’s not just a makeup bag that your girlfriend would use to put her makeup in, but can also be used to put some crazy strains of marijuana for the Christmas Eve that you both planned.
Gifts For Stoner Boyfriend
1. Joint Rolling Machine
Do you and your significant other love the natural taste of a fat joint, but ya’ll don’t know how to roll for shit? Well, fret not- there’s a machine for that.
This ‘Cigarette’ Rolling Machine by Raw is the perfect stocking stuffer for your significant other this Christmas. In seconds, they’ll have a perfectly rolled joint to puff on without any of the hassles. They’ll be head over heels that you helped them with their struggle, and you can both enjoy a decadent joint on Christmas Day.
You can purchase this joint rolling machine as a gift from Amazon for the whopping price of $3.29, and you can still get it before the big day arrives. Although it’s a machine, it doesn’t require any batteries and is extremely easy to operate. Also, don’t forget the papers!
2. Travel Vape Case
Good vapes are not cheap and you can’t just throw your expensive vapes in a suitcase or toiletry bag. You require a real case that will keep your vape safe and you can easily use it when you reach your destination. With compartments for oils, pen vapes, and other stoner necessities, this case is endorsed by Snoop Dogg himself and is available on Dodoburd.
3. Unisex Classic Hemp Leaves Clog Crocs
If your man is a fan of Crocs then this is the best gift for your man. Besides being comfortable, Crocs Classic Clogs can be cleaned with soap and water and allow for quick drying. These women’s and men’s Crocs are not only the best shoes for the house, but can also be worn for swimming, working out, shopping, and walking.
The Bottom Line
So, if you’ve almost forgotten Christmas again, and are struggling to figure out what to get your stoner significant other, you should consider some of these 420-friendly gifts. They’ll surely please your special someone, and you won’t look like an ass on Christmas!
Some good options on this list. Most stoners want to cover up weed smell with candles though…or at least I thought lol