Aaron Picks Five Strains You should Blaze Up
We published an article last week about Five Strains for Stress Relief. I figured I’d also write another one about five strains that simply rock! These are five strains you should definitely blaze up if you haven’t already.
With so many varieties of cannabis around, we know here at Loudnewsnet.com it’s a bit overwhelming. So I’m here to help you figure out what’s good. We hope this article will help you narrow down your options. Here we go!
Blaze up some Zkittlez
There’s a fine line between mellowing out and getting so stoned that you can’t get up. Zkittlez is a wonderful example of a strain that chills you out without inhibiting you from being able to get stuff done. I find that it’s perfect to blaze with some Zkittlez when you might be socializing, working, or waking and baking. It’s got a bold fruity flavor that’s hard to compete with. Because the flavor is so robust I prefer to roll it up in a joint versus a blunt so I can enjoy it without the taste of nicotine or artificial flavors.
Spark up some Forbidden Fruit
Say what you will, but somehow the weed that looks the coolest always smokes the best in my experience. Forbidden fruit is certainly one of a kind. When I worked on an outdoor farm in northern California, I relished whenever we got the chance to burn down some Forbidden Fruit that was grown there. It was the most mystical looking type of cannabis I’d ever seen. The buds were almost entirely purple. I imagine this would be the type of cannabis grown on Willy Wonka’s farm! There’s more to it than mere looks though. It’s one of the best-tasting strains that I’ve had the privilege of trying.
Light Up the Green Crack
Green Crack is famous for its unique effects to enliven with minimal risk of anxiety and paranoia. Maybe I like this one so much because it brings back some fond memories. It’s one of the first strains I ever tried. I remember one time when a couple of friends and I hotboxed a room blunt after blunt of the stuff until we were so high none of us could do anything but sit there and chuckle for a real long time. Being a sativa dominant strain, green crack is perfect to blaze up in the morning or afternoon.
Blaze up some Grandaddy Purple
How could we get away with not mentioning one of the most classic strains of all time? Grandaddy purp is a hybrid Indica of Purple Urkle and Big Bud created by the celebrated cultivator Ken Estes. Careful here though, this strain will knock you on your ass if you have too much. It’s perfect for kicking back at the end of the day while engaging in your favorite leisurely activities. It’s also a well-known strain in its effectiveness for treating chronic anxiety and insomnia.
Roast some White Walker OG
Of course, we all knew it wouldn’t be long until they named a strain after a Game of Thrones character. They don’t name this strain after the villainous creatures from the hit show for no reason though. You’ll be slain if you’re not careful here. It was first cultivated in 2013, and it is a hybrid cross of White Widow and Skywalker.
While there are so many strains around and new ones being bred on quite a frequent basis, it’s difficult for even the most serious cannabis enthusiasts to stay up to date. But these strains remain as an imprint in my mind when anyone asks me what my dearest varieties of flower are.
Editor’s Note: We hope you enjoyed this fun piece on strains to blaze up. We should probably put in some disclaimer here like – There could be unknown health risks to blazing up these strains, don’t consume weed if it’s illegal in your state, don’t consume weed if you are under the legal age limits in those states, follow all the bureaucratic rules in place for cannabis, weed is still illegal at a Federal level, this is an opinion for entertainment and not actual “advice”.
So yea, those things matter but we speak freely about cannabis here because it’s engrained in the lifestyle of millions in this country. While writing articles about favorite beers or whiskey is readily acceptable, and potentially more damaging, we believe that the social stigma around cannabis should be a thing of the past. Down with the lazy stoner hippie genotype. We work hard, get shit done, and have fun. Keep it loud fam. – The Mean
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